Friday, October 10, 2008

The Funny Papers

I love to laugh so I thought I would share a couple of things that made me laugh this past week.

There is a nurse at my work that is an awesome lady and the Mother to a 14 year old only son. She has a great relationship with her son and they discuss everything. Last week he confessed to her that he had tried weed. Trying not to over react she inquired as to where he had gotten the weed. He proceeded to tell her that he and his friend had found it as his friend's house, whose father is a policeman. She asked how they found the weed and he said that it was in the kitchen cupboard. They had found something to roll the weed in and smoked it and they really didn't understand why people talked about smoking weed because they did not feel any side effects from it. He went on to say that the weed was kept in this container and on it read Dill Weed!

Second I have a single neighbor, who shall remain nameless, that I talked with this week and she stated that someone rang her doorbell on Wednesday morning at 6:00 AM and then she heard them drive off before she could get to the door. Being a single lady she was concerned why someone would target her for a doorbell ditch at that time of the morning. Well Thursday morning as she was laying in bed with her television on, just as it had been on Wednesday morning, she heard the doorbell ring again, but this time she realized it was a doorbell on the television for a Pizza Hut commercial and not her doorbell and about the same time she heard her next door neighbor drive away, just like he does every morning at 6:00 AM. Mystery solved!

Hope these little ditties made you laugh like they did me!!

3 comments:

Brandy J. said...

Ha,ha,ha. Those are pretty good ones. I think I know which commercial she's talking about...the first time I heard it I thought someone was ringing the doorbell too (so tell her she's not alone)!

kerraandrichard said...

HAHAHAHAH, Thanks you gave Richard and I a good laugh today.

Anonymous said...

You write very well.